It is entirely possible that Chicken and I may not be the Prime Ministers. This is the conclusion I have drawn, after looking at all the available evidence. The official line is that our Greyhounds In Charge Party was never put forward to run in the election. I, however, smell CONSPIRACY.
Hung parliament
I intend to continue with my fight, and will not stop until I have taken up my rightful place as leader of this country. Chicken concurs. Our Deputy Prime Minister has literally been hung out to dry. On the washing line. The Mum of our Refreshments Minister, Miss Daisydog, said it was a hung parliament and she was right. Big Ted concurs.
For the last few days, Chicken and I have been held prisoner in our own unit. There was some talk of The Fairy saying that the patio was hurting her feet, as a result of which, we are not allowed to go for walks. This makes no sense at all. It is very cool in the living room so I see no reason why anybody would suggest it is too hot to go for a simple walk. I have made my objections known. Unfortunately, all my jumping around and protestations have had a nil effect.
So. I’m not the Prime Minister yet, I’m stuck in the house because of a small amount of weather, AND I have been informed that I am on a diet. Hoorah.
Monty
Greyhounds In Charge 
Poor Monty, I think you have been framed but Paddy has been rather hot today on his holidays. He said to tell your mommy to get a cool coat like his so that you can go out, after all you need to canvas support for you greyhounds in charge party 😊
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What a good idea. I will look cool, and BE cool. Where can I get one?
Monty The Cool 🐾
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I got my cool coat online but I think the RGT sell them too. Be supa cool Monty 😎
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Thank you! Time for some shopping. 😃
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A DIET!!! That is the rudest thing I ever heard of, M. Sometimes, Mom tells me no streetnaps because the ground is too hot. It’s ridiculous. There’s no such thing as too hot. And streetnaps make me happy! Good luck with all these restrictions. Ugh.
Love and lick,
Cupcake
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People love restrictions, but I’m with you Cupcake; it is ridiculous. No walking in the burning sun; no laying on the burning street; no running around in the red hot garden. When will it end?
Monty 🐾
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Mum says I have to avoid exertion in the heat so I am making a list of refreshments for my party. Sardine muffins are tops. Am thrilled that I am Food Minister and am hoping to make a cabinet pudding for you both to try. Which, mum says, really exists!! GoodBoyTed says conkers arrive in the autumn which can’t come soon enough for him. Or has he misunderstood? Salty wags. Daisydog – Keeper of the cabinet Refreshments but only just. Xx
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You have made me very happy after my difficult day! The way you have used your time is simply fabulous. You’ve spent the day thinking about food. I can see you are going to be the best Food Minister EVER! GoodBoyTed is thinking ahead – a very good trait in my opinion. I have not told Chicken about the cabinet pudding. I think it best to eat the whole thing myself to start with. I’m sure she would agree if she knew about it. 🙄
Monty 🐾
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SHE DOES ALL KNOW ABOUT IT AND SHE DOESN’T ALL AGREE AND SHE IS ALL GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE HEAD IFS YOU DOES EAT MY CABINET PUD PUD.
Love Chicken ❤️
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