Monty donty has all stolen my eclectic bed. He did try to sit on it but I was all sitting on it because it is mine and The Fairy did buy it for me. Then Monty did go on my settee and it is mine as well. I does not know how to all sits on my eclectic bed and my settee at the same time. Monty’s bottom is massive.
Then Monty did say I did have to say apologise to Rudolf and I did say that I did not have to. He did say that ifs I does apologising he would give me a carrot but I doesn’t like carrots. Then he did say that the carrot could be something else that I wants, so I did say that I wants to show the picture of Monty’s Easter Island Head Poo and he did say no. He did say the people would be upset because it is all rude but I did say that is the only way I will all say sorry to stupid Rudolf.
My new Christmas present.
For Christmas I have asked for a puinnea gig. I will look after it and play with it and not eats it. Last year I did ask for a baby rabbit but I dids not get one so this year I has asked for a puinnea gig. Monty did say that I wouldn’t get a Christmas present ifs I doesn’t say sorry. Bum.
I did say that I wouldn’t say sorry unless I could all show my Easter Island Head Poo photo. I did tell Monty not to be selfish. BOOM! BOOM!
Chicken
Greyhounds In Charge 
Look mum – canapés – 🎄🎄🐾🐾😱😱
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😂😂😂 I is not allowed to eats them. I has already asked.
Chicken 🐾🎄🐾
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I absolutely hate when Christmas hangs in the balance. Why can’t we just have Ho Ho Ho Christmas like normal? Why does everyone have to be so sensitive?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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There’s absolutely no point using the word ‘normal’ when you’re dealing with Chicken. No point at all.
Monty 🐾🎄🐾
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