Government. Party leaders. Brexit. International relations. Diplomats. Foreign embassies. Salad.
Can life get any more turbulent?
I have been watching and waiting, but have thus far not received any official communication requesting my assistance with any of these pressing issues. I stand, as always, ready to spring into action should the call come.
What is required in these delicate situations, is delicacy. One must never underestimate the power of respect. Show respect to your fellow man and he will show respect to you. Remain discreet in order to gain his trust. Show restraint at all times. Associate only with those who share your good character and avoid those who revel in sensationalism.
Back – with our usual energy
For my part, I have a very small inner circle whom I trust implicitly. I would not make the mistake of sharing my private life with anybody who was likely to blab all to the press. That would be very remiss of me indeed. For example, yesterday I had to endure a rather unfortunate event involving a small animal of the insect variety. It was dealt with to my satisfaction in a very professional manner, and will forevermore remain private.
Now, I must go and find Chicken.
Monty The Great
Greyhounds In Charge 
Your strategy sounds foolproof and very respectful, M. My strategy is more in-your-face in all situations. As you can imagine, no one asks for my assistance. Some people actually say the word “personal space” to me. I laugh at them.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I have found you a partner with the same attributes: I give you – Chicken.
Really, I give her to you. Please collect her before the end of the day.
Monty 🐾❤️🐾
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Mostly I am only socialising with ladies who in my experience are much more respectful than BOYS – who just seem to wee a lot. Welcome Back Monty – you are one boy that I miss……happy Wags Daisydog xx
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I totally understand why you miss me: I am strong, clever, handsome, talented and modest. We would be honoured to socialise with you one day.
Monty and Chicken 🐾❤️🐾
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