Life can be very difficult when you are so important that you are needed in two places at once. This, for me, is an everyday occurrence. As you know, I have an expansive skills set which is much in demand. Sometimes, I really do not know what to do for the best.
Take today, for example. St Peter is very busy preparing for some important birthday celebrations which are to take place at the end of December. He has not said so specifically, but it is obvious that my organisational skills will be of great use to him. I’m sure that he will shortly be delegating some of the more complex tasks to me and I stand ready and willing to take charge.
My problem is that there is another task that I also have to attend to. A very urgent task. One that I really should deal with without delay. I speak, of course, of Chicken.
When I first allowed Chicken to move in with me back in 2015, I swore an oath to take care of her and to teach her everything I know. There is still a lot of work to do. The poor little thing is finding it tricky to navigate her way around Heaven. She appears to be having a lot of fun but I am fully prepared to interrupt that in order to continue her training.
She may not like it, but it is in her own best interest. In the long run, she will have more fun if she is fully aware of, and sticks to, the rules and regulations and goes about her activities in the appropriate way, following the correct procedures.
I have written a programme of study for her which includes some end of unit assessments and exams.
Let the fun begin!
Monty The Late Great

Monty the Great, it is wonderful to hear from you again. Iβve missed your capable leadership! ππΎ Thank you for taking charge of getting things sorted wherever you are. I know that Chicken will be ready to benefit from your mentorship again once the holidays are over.
Please thank The Fairy for sharing these messages from you and Chicken. π
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I am pleased that you recognise my superb leadership skills. I would appreciate it if you would relay this information to Chicken who does not always accept my superiority. Poor girl.
Monty πΎβ€οΈπΎ
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It is good to see you are writing again, thank you.
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Apparently, although The Fairy loves remembering and loves writing, it’s sometimes tricky looking through all the old photos. I do not understand this as I am so incredibly handsome. As you know.
Monty πΎβ€οΈπΎ
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You are not called Monty the Great for nothing! You are the man for the job. Good luck! Be strict but patient. Learning is tough – even in heaven.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Hello Cupcake! π I am absolutely the best man for the job and intend to take it very seriously. Chicken is so lucky!
Monty πΎβ€οΈπΎ
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