I have been away for quite a while as I have been very busy carrying out my official duties. You will be glad to know that I am back on track now, I’m sure. We have had one or two incidents of concern with regards to injuries, but nothing serious.
1. I had a rather large corn on my front foot, but this has now gone completely, thank goodness.
I had to go through the routine of explaining to Chicken that it wasn’t corn on the cob that I had not shared with her. She didn’t believe me.
2. Chicken got her tail trapped which caused her a lot of pain, though thankfully it wasn’t broken.
The Fairy was very upset as it was her fault and I was quite happy with that situation. Chicken however, also wanted me to take some of the blame, citing my large bottom as being partially responsible. I dispute this entirely.
3. My foot has two rather large cuts on it.
Nobody knows how they got there. They are very painful, but I don’t like to complain. Luckily, my race track is full of soft, wet mud so I can still complete my daily workout.
4. The Chicken’s Sick Incident of 18.02.17.
This requires a full and thorough explanation, so I intend to write a report about it, which I will share with you as soon as.
Monty The Great
It does sound like there have been some issues over there. I like corn on the cob. Just sayin’.
Love and licks,
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