I appear to have died and gone to Heaven. OUTRAGEOUS! I am outraged. Outraged, I tell you. In addition,I have been placed in a box! HOW DARE YOU!
Granted, there was talk of organ failure and a trip to the vet which necessitated an overnight stay in the hospital, but at no point was my transfer to Heaven discussed with me. There was no public consultation period which I am absolutely sure is a legal requirement. Due process was obviously not followed. There needs to be a Public Enquiry. I have ordered a full report.
As you well know, I am not one to complain, but suffice it to say, St Peter was left in no doubt about my feelings. Interestingly enough, I am in fact very happy to be here. I am in excellent condition and completely pain free. Everything I want, I have.
Including …..
An extra large electric bed with …..
A heat setting of …..
Level 4.
4.
I jest not.
Monty The Great
Greyhounds In Charge 
We never met you, but we are still going to miss you. K x
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Thank you. ❤️
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Oh Monty – the injustice at due process not being adhered to! I hope things are run better there and that they serve doggy treats and juicy bones on command. Enjoy and say hello to 🌈Sasha and 🌈 Lilly for us xxx
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They will be run with efficiency now that I am here. 😃 I will certainly seek out Sasha and Lilly and we will go for a run together.
Monty ❤️🐾❤️
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Sorry about the mix up that placed you there, M. But we had no doubt that you’d get things set up the way you want them to be. Your box, BTW is stunning. We all miss you greatly and love you very much. We are here for Chicken and will lend comfort the best we can. RIP, buddy. 🐶🌈
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Thank you so much. ❤️
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That’s the civil service for you Monty – make sure you give the best beloved Daisydog a big kiss from me – you’ll both have a fine old time watching me try and train Tuppence.🤪🤪
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😂 Please be aware that I can offer training advice at any time. But it will be more fun just to watch you. 🤣🤣🤣
Monty ❤️🐾❤️
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