I’d like to start with an apology for being absent for so long. I’m back now though so no need to worry.
There have been some big changes in The Fairy’s household. Just before Christmas I allowed Chicken to come and live with us. She’s not a chicken. She’s just called Chicken. And she behaves like a headless one.
I decided to play it cool to start with and ignore her. This proved to be quite difficult in practice, as she demanded my full attention ALL THE TIME.
Obviously, I am used to women begging for my company, but this is the first time I have had one literally throwing herself at me. Continuously. While I’m trying to sleep.
Sometimes, it’s really hard being irresistible.