Upon rising early, I felt it necessary to perform an inspection of the perimeter fence. On re-entering the property, I discovered that not only had Chicken found the iPad, she had also posted an unauthorized post.
I would like to state very clearly that she has had no formal computer training at all and quite obviously doesn’t know what she is doing. This is a prime example of why children should be supervised at all times whilst using any form of ICT.
I apologise to all my readers and ask that in future you disregard any writings produced by Chicken, and report them to me immediately.
Monty
I is cleverer enough to infiltrate his post and publish a picture of him in bed with no pants on.
BOOM BOOM!
Chicken