In the interests of professional credibility, reputation and of acquiring a job in the future, I would like to disassociate myself from Monty’s ludicrous illegal fracking theory. In no way do I support any of his arguments and I have never said anything to him to suggest that I do. Nor have I found any evidence to support his idea.
I do not want to disassociate myself from Monty himself, because as a greyhound I think he’s wonderful. He’s one of the greatest retired racing greyhounds I’ve ever met. But come on, Monty! Illegal fracking?
IT’S JUST CHICKEN, YOU DUNDERHEAD.
IT’S ALWAYS BEEN JUST CHICKEN.
She’s digging up your garden, mate. Deal with it.
P.S. Put your hand up if you looked up agrostology on the Internet.
A reply from Monty:
‘When a true genius appears in the world, you can know him by this sign; the dunces are all in confederacy against him.’ John Kennedy Toole