I am lying low whilst carrying out my own security investigation. It is possible that the phone lines to my office have been compromised, and that I am being spied upon. For this reason, I have set a trap and am lying in wait for the culprit. I suspect Chicken, but there are others in the vicinity who may be part of a larger conspiracy. I understand that I have been lax in my administrative duties recently, but I promise that I will complete it all as soon as I have verified the safety of the iPad.