Oh dear.
I think I am going to need a bigger boat.
Monty
Monthly Archives: February 2025
271. A Brick For A Brain – by Chicken
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Stupid Monty.
I has written a big important story:
Once upon a time upon a time there was a beautiful greyhound girl and her name was called The Beautiful Princess Chicken. The Beautiful Princess Chicken met a handsome boy greyhound and his name was called The Stupid Brick Head Monty. He did fall in love with The Beautiful Princess Chicken because she is beautiful and clever. Then the next day he did forgetting because his brain is a brick.
The Beautiful Princess Chicken was very excited because it was her Valley Time Day present time and then stupid Monty did forget my present because he is stupid. I did shouting at him and kicked him in the head but he did not do remembering.
I did ask him where was my card and my chocolate and my present and my flowers? He did say that I did have to grow my flowers myself!
No.
Bum.
The End
The Beautiful Princes Chicken
270. Living With An Angry Chicken – by Monty
She’s furious. Absolutely furious.
I have no idea why but it seems to be something to do with the landscape and a clock. Give me patience! Whatever the reason, it has mercifully got nothing to do with me. I have been on the receiving end of her fury however, so I am keeping a low profile. Telling her to calm down is apparently not an appropriate comment. I have tried to communicate with her through the medium of speech but at the moment she is just a ball of spitting, shouting and kicking.
Spring is on the way so hopefully that will cheer her up as she has developed an interest in flowers recently. It is my intention to teach her how to develop her own allotment so she can grow her own. It will give her something to focus on. My first mention of this project was met with a little hesitation. There was some language.
Monty The Great
Greyhounds In Charge 