As you know, The Fairy and I have very different views regarding wildlife in the garden. I particularly disagree with the encouraging of wildlife by providing food policy which The Fairy insists on implementing. In all cases except the dried mealworms, either Chicken or I remove any such food as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Last night, Chicken beat me to the hedgehog’s peanut butter, after I specifically told her to leave it to me.
As John Lennon once said:
Instant Karma’s gonna get you.
Gonna knock you right on the roof of your mouth.