163. New Greyhound Race Track Set To Open In North Lincolnshire – BREAKING NEWS

A new greyhound racing track in North Lincolnshire, is set to open its doors in the new year. The track, which was originally expected to be completed by early November 2016, has only just been finished, and is still awaiting approval by the Council.

The ambitious project is the brainchild of two retired open racers; Monty The Great and Stand Still Chicken. When asked what prompted them to build a race track, Monty The Great said that although retired, they both still enjoyed racing and felt it important to do so on a professional track.

He went on to say that he had raced at all the top tracks up and down the country, resulting in him having a level of expertise not usually seen in the average greyhound. He said that he had used his extensive knowledge to design and build one of the most impressive tracks ever seen.

The track is constructed mostly of mud and has state of the art toilet facilities in the centre, negating the need for any greyhound to leave the track in order to wee.

Monty The Great said that he would be applying for a license to hold race meetings in 2017. Stand Still Chicken added that frogs would also be allowed to race, though no explanation was given for this move. A Council spokesman said that a previous application to build a trench on the site had been turned down, and they were unaware that the track had been built. They are expected to visit the premises in the next few days.

Opposition groups are planning to erect temporary green fencing around the area to prevent racing taking place, but Monty The Great confirmed that the owner of the property had fully approved the building of the track, and had no objections to hosting race meetings in the future. When we contacted her for a comment however, she was overcome with emotion and unable to speak through her tears.

It is understood that the site had originally been a lawn, before being redeveloped.


The new track, with state of the art toilet facilities in the centre.

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6 thoughts on “163. New Greyhound Race Track Set To Open In North Lincolnshire – BREAKING NEWS

  1. How in the world could anybody complain about the track? It is PERFECT. I expect it will get more exciting when it rains a lot. Oh yeah! The mud will be flying then! You kids like taking baths…. Right…??

    Love and licks,

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    • I told The Fairy that it’s illegal to bath a dog in England, as is wiping their feet with an old towel. I think she bought it.
      Monty 🐾


  2. Mum says I am too old to race now but I could organise the refreshments – who doesn’t love a sausage after a bit of exercise. Xx

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    • Dear Ms Daisydog,
      Thank you for your application. I’m pleased to inform you that you have been successful. It would be appreciated if you could start as soon as possible. Bring sausages.
      Monty The Great 🐾

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  3. I hope the race meetings will be televised in 2017 as I think council approval will be a formality with such top notch facilities xx

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  4. What a great idea! I think I’ll look extra handsome on TV, though obviously I don’t like to boast.
    Monty 🐾


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