There is an art to opening presents. Chicken and I are particularly skilled in this area, as we receive many presents and therefore have had a great many opportunities to hone our skills.
Something that one needs to guard against, is the strange practice that people have of taking away the actual present once the wrapping paper has been dispatched. A commonly heard phrase is, “You can’t eat it like that.”
What follows here is a demonstration of how to recover said stolen property.