BOOM! BOOM! CHICKY! Monty big bum bum bum bum poo!
The Fairy did go aways on holibobs without me and then she did go on holibobs and she did come back. Then she did say that she had all been to No-way so she did not go anywheres because when I did ask her she said no way.
I was all excited happy when she did come home and she did bring me a present which was a little toy of my Monty.
Monty did say Ugly Cats could be in the cabinet and I did say he should be all thinking about the big Prime Ministers jobs instead of choosing furniture with stupid Ugly Cats.
My new friend Monty-Troll wants to be in the cabinet as well so he can all scare Ugly Cats when he is in there, but Monty did say trolls were very not allowed to be in the new cabinet. So I did say that when I is Prime Ministers I is going to let trolls go everywhere and Monty did say that when I is the Prime Ministers that I will all have to be more grown up.
It is not me messing about looking in a IKEA catalogue doing furniture shopping for a cat.