208. Food Club – by Monty

We have been weighed. Between us, we have lost 200g which in real money is 8oz which in real life is ENOUGH. The Fairy is rather confused, but being in receipt of all relevant information, I fully comprehend the situation.

We have bested her. My superior intellect and highly advanced survival skills have ensured Chicken and I have not starved to death. It is not easy to keep a good dog down – and I happen to be Great.

As soon as I realised that the diet situation was to be ongoing, I formed a secret organization called FOOD CLUB.

The first rule of Food Club is: You do not talk about Food Club. The second rule of Food Club is: You do not talk about Food Club.

This being the case, and bearing in mind my absolute devotion to rules and regulations, I only intend to hint at my activities as a member of Food Club.


Stealth Operative 

Let’s just say that the hedgehogs who have invaded my garden are not as big as they could have been, had they made it to the cake and peanut butter before I did. Let’s just say that The Fairy wasn’t loosing her mind when she couldn’t locate the digestives that she was sure she had purchased at the supermarket. Let’s just say, for arguments sake, that certain cupboards and a certain fridge freezer may not be as well stocked as they are believed to be.

On the plus side, my reputation as a stealth operative is completely intact.

Enough said.

Monty The Great

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6 thoughts on “208. Food Club – by Monty

  1. Let’s face it, M. – sometimes you have to take matters into your own paws. Did you share with Chicken?

    Love and licks,

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  2. Monty you are really James Bond in disguise. Mum is reading me all the 007 novels and I can hardly see any difference between you…….stealth, Smersh it’s all the same. Big secret wags To you and chicken Daisydog xx

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    • I have researched this James Bond of whom you speak, and he’s not bad if you like his sort. The Fairy says she LOVES his sort and has gone off to find her book so she can read it to Chicken. It must be a girl thing. 🤔
      Monty 🐾

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      • Mum likes his sort too and is reading all the 007 books in the order mr Fleming wrote them. So we are mostly in at the moment. Xx

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  3. Monty we think you are more like a commando on a secret survival mission…all because the lady loves bonio biscuits. Keep up the good work. Your next mission should you decide to accept it will be to infiltrate Sunday dinner…good luck agent Monty. This blog will self destruct in 5 seconds.


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