THIS IS TOTALLY AND UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE.
Birds: give them an inch and they’ll take a yard. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Yesterday there was one; today there are two; tomorrow who knows how many there will be? 500? I predicted this scenario weeks ago and now it seems my prophecy is coming true. I took my eye off the ball and now my complacency is coming home to roost. So to speak.
They say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I say stay in the bush. In someone else’s garden. Far away.
I intend doing some research later to ascertain whether pigeons eat moss or not. I don’t want them jeopardising my Mud Head Project.