69. What Did I Just Say? – by Monty

THIS IS TOTALLY AND UTTERLY UNACCEPTABLE.

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First there was one …

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Then the population doubled

Birds: give them an inch and they’ll take a yard. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Yesterday there was one; today there are two; tomorrow who knows how many there will be? 500? I predicted this scenario weeks ago and now it seems my prophecy is coming true. I took my eye off the ball and now my complacency is coming home to roost. So to speak.

They say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I say stay in the bush. In someone else’s garden. Far away.

 

I intend doing some research later to ascertain whether pigeons eat moss or not. I don’t want them jeopardising my Mud Head Project.

Monty

 

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2 thoughts on “69. What Did I Just Say? – by Monty

  1. It’s crystal clear, M. They’re taking over your territory!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  2. Finally! Somebody who’s clever enough to see it my way.
    If you ever visit England you are very welcome to join my unit.
    Monty 🐾

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