Both Chicken and I have fully enjoyed our Independent Olympic Games. I have decided not to count up medals, in the interest of friendship.
The ceremony begins with Chicken showing the spirit of love between competitors through the medium of modern dance, before my big entrance from the back of the auditorium.
We then simulate some of the events we took part in, like track running and jumping, though my digging display was obscured by the flowers.
There was a slight altercation towards the end due to Chicken not following my choreography, but I do not believe it detracts from how successful the performance was.