232. What’s Wrong In This Picture? – by Monty


Can you spot the deliberate mistake? 

What’s wrong? What’s wrong? I shall tell you. There are two beds: one large, one small. There are two greyhounds: one large, one small. There are two greyhound brains: one large, one small. How did it happen that the small greyhound with the small brain ended up in the large bed? The large greyhound is rather perturbed. To say the least.

Putting that business aside, I am in an excellent mood preparing for Father Christmas. He is expected at my house before dawn tomorrow and I have already layed out a range of suitable refreshments for him and his reindeer. Chicken does not fully support the notion of rewarding the reindeer as she has not yet forgiven Rudolf for something that he didn’t do two years ago. Or some such nonsense.

We have had a bit of a rollercoaster ride over the last few months involving, amongst other things, general anesthetics, but we are now back on the horse so to speak.  Chicken is beside herself with excitement and refusing to go to sleep so I’m anticipating a very long night. Until tomorrow then my friends……….


Monty The Great

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6 thoughts on “232. What’s Wrong In This Picture? – by Monty

  1. Happy Christmas Monty and Chicken. I am in my snuggly waiting for Santa. I am hoping he brings me a rabbit to have as a pet. But I think it unlikely. 🐰. Mum says Welcome Back – how lovely to hear from you. Festive wags Daisydog xx

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  2. Thank you! It’s good to be back. I think a rabbit would make an ideal present. Much better than a prickly hedgehog 🦔. For my Christmas present, I just want my big bed back.
    Monty 🎄🐾🎄

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  3. OMGoodness, M. It is so wonderful to see you and Chicken – in spite of the fact that you’re overflowing the tiny bed and she is sprawling in the giant bed. Hope you two have a blessed and wish-come-true Christmas.

    Love and licks,

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    • Hellooooooooo! I hope you are both well. Is it Christmas morning already where you are? I can’t quite work it out. I’m looking forward to catching up with all the news that I’ve missed. We hope you have a lovely Christmas too.
      Love Tess, Monty and Chicken 🎄❤️🎄

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  4. Merry Christmas to you Monty and Chicken. This Christmas I am entertaining a special guest but fortunately our beds are both big so I don’t have to worry about ending up on a small bed. I hope the dinners were the correct size.
    Hope you all have a very merry Christmas and your not too tired from your long night woofs and best wishes Paddy xx

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    • Merry Christmas to you all. We have had a wonderful day with regards to food, and hope you did too. We expect you will be an excellent host for your special guest.
      Monty and Chicken 🎄🐾🎄

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