116. Genius Is My Name – by Monty

I sometimes frighten myself with my ability to be correct about everything. It is a burden I have to bear. My meeting with Ugly Cat was very enlightening and has changed my opinion of him. It turns out that he is not just a fluff ball with claws, and he has been able to find out that there is indeed illegal fracking taking place extremely close to my unit.

Now let us not quibble about the details. The fracking might be mini, it may not have started yet, it may not be causing any earthquakes of any description, and it may not technically be illegal, but I WAS RIGHT just the same. My greyhound-sense rivals that of Spider-Man. Call it what you will – and I favour the word genius – but I am obviously capable of predicting the future. With this skill comes great responsibility.


Only the grouting left to do

Luckily, the patio is nearly finished which will protect the garden somewhat, so I now have a smaller area to guard. Pete Who Can Build Anything turned out to be very receptive to my suggestions, and patiently re-did the sections that I inspected with my feet. Once the job is finished, and the garden has been tidied up to the point that it no longer resembles a reclamation yard, I can restart my Mudhead Project.

Along with my new job as Leader of the Opposition, I am going to be very busy over the next few weeks.



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4 thoughts on “116. Genius Is My Name – by Monty

  1. Oh yeah, M. I am SURE that PeteWhoCanBuildAnything deeply appreciated your paw inspection of his work, so that he could redo what had already been done. Builders love that. It looks great, so no more inspections, please….

    Love and licks,

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    • I know he appreciated my help because he kept saying, “Thanks a lot, dog.” He is such a polite man. I’m now inspecting it from behind the patio doors.
      Monty 🐾

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  2. Is the patio where the sausages get cooked? I love a sausage😀🐾😀🐾

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