I is so sad without my wedding
Stupid, fat-head, red-nosed Rudolf has ruined my beautiful wedding by going and all breaking his own nose. I is so angry that I is spitting out feathers. Monty has all said he is helping Father Christmas so I does have to be on my own and not married.
Monty did say I did have to stop being a dress sieve and be all grown up instead and I did say that when I does catch Rudolf I is going to break his legs.
Then I did write my letter to Father Christmas.
Dear Father Christmas,
I has all been a goody girl and for Christmas please can I have a tramp and lean, thirty-seventy-four-two roll sausages in a bag, and a baby rabbit that I can play with and look after him but not eat him. Also, please make Rudolf’s big ugly nose better with your magic so that me and my lovely Monty can all get married on Christmas Eve.
Love Chicken ❤️❤️❤️
What a mega-major-mondo-bummer, C. Rudolph is stupid. Monty is hot. I love your idea of having a bunny to care for and play with and not eat. It’s genius. Let me know how that turns out…..
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I does think Father Christmas is all going to bring me one! It will be the bestest best present of all time.
Chicken 🐾🎄🐾
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What am I going to do with my hat? Monty needs to reconsider his options ….. Otherwise mum will send the boys round. Daisydog xxxx
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Is the boys handsome boys, Daisydog? If they is handsome they can come round. I does think you should all keep the hat safe. You might need it soon!
Chicken 🐾🎄🐾
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