238. Brexit Meeting Results In A Big Step Forward – by Monty


Demand for sandwiches will increase dramatically when we leave Europe

Having scheduled my private Brexit meeting for 7pm last night, I quite rightly ordered refreshments from The Fairy. She agreed to provide food and drink as long as I paid her in advance, which I did.

As 7pm approached I was alerted to the fact that having accepted the contract to provide said refreshments, The Fairy did not, in fact, have any food available. She said she could provide sandwiches and sausage rolls the following day but I decided to recoup my money instead. Needless to say, I was furious.

Some might say it was my own fault for not thoroughly checking her capacity to fulfill the contract, but I would counter by asking: WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD AGREE TO PROVIDE SOMETHING THEY KNEW THEY DIDN’T HAVE? She had no food. I say again people – NO FOOD.

Of my money, there is no trace. On top of that, Chicken was very angry that she had not been given a chance to bid for the refreshments contract and has filed a claim for compensation, citing lost potential earnings.

Despite these distractions, I got my meeting underway on time. I managed to push through a motion to schedule further meetings, which I’m sure you will agree is a big step forward.  Chicken said this decision is non-binding as it was not subject to any consultation process. For goodness’ sake!

Next she’ll be saying that Leave doesn’t actually mean Leave. It’s a good job she’s not in charge of the Brexit negotiations.

Monty The Great

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4 thoughts on “238. Brexit Meeting Results In A Big Step Forward – by Monty

  1. I am impressed that you got a meeting going without sandwiches! I’m pretty sure Mom does NOTHING without refreshments first.

    Love and licks,

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    • My suspicion is that the sandwiches had been made but didn’t make it out of the kitchen. I am keeping my eye on The Fairy. 👀
      Monty 🐾❤️🐾


  2. I only like the bit in the middle of sandwiches – and mostly when it’s hammyham or smelly cheese. Mum says Brexit may result in smelly cheese being harder to find – I am worried as ‘find the cheesy’ is one of my favourite games. Xx

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    • You play some wonderful games, Daisydog. I agree about the middle part. Why do they insist on ruining good sandwiches by putting bread around them?
      Monty 🐾❤️🐾


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