248. Constitutional Crisis Amid Clothes Shortage – by Chicken

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No suspenders available due to Brexit

Monty did say that Doris Bohnson has asked for some suspenders. I did go to look in the wardrobe but The Fairy did say that they would not fits her anymore so they would definitely not fits Doris. He does need to finds a different way to stops himself being embarrassed because there is all no suspenders in Britain because of Brexit. Nobody does want to see his pants.

The stupid kitten with Ugly Cats does keep coming in my garden. My garden is getting beautiful because me and The Fairy is doing work and the stupid kitten does keep coming to looks. Lots of lots of animals does come to look and I does have a new friend called Parsley who is my friend he is shy.

Monty did say it was all time to do my garden because it is a long time since we has no Mud Head. He does still wants his Mud Head.

Chicken xxx

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6 thoughts on “248. Constitutional Crisis Amid Clothes Shortage – by Chicken

  1. We duz think Boris is a big girls blouse anyway. Paddy is worried there will be a sausage shortage unless we makes a deal. No hound should be without ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿพ

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    • I did tell Monty that you was all worried about the short sausages and he did faint. He did say now it is getting serious.
      Chicken ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿพ

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  2. Mum says we will all be tightening our belts – that includes Dorisโ€™s suspended belts. Today I am mostly in mums bad books as I got her up four times last night to look for ratties in the garden. I was most excited and then weed on the carpet as I forgot to wee when I was outside at 10.30, 11.30, 12.15 and 2.20. I have a wee sized hole in my memory. Happy wags Daisydog xx

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    • You does make us laugh all the times, Daisydog! Monty did say you is a good girl for protecting your mum from ratty ratties and that it is best if you gets up every night to do it. Weeing on the carpet stops the grass going yellow so it is ok. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
      Chicken ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿพ

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  3. The Ugly Cats are very relentless about sneaking into your territory, C. Be very careful that they don’t move into your very own house!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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    • If I hads a kitten in my house I would all looks after it and play with it but not eats it. Promise. ๐Ÿ˜œ
      Chicken ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ๐Ÿพ

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