Chicken has opened a GoFundMe account to help someone who is short of clothing. She has suggested that everyone who is willing to contribute should send some suspenders to a person called Doris. I suggested other clothing might also be appreciated, but she said it was only suspenders that were required. It warms my heart to see her being so kind to the less fortunate.

Initial construction

Helping with the digging
On the home front, great progress has been made in my garden. I had to put in a written complaint due to the inactivity of The Fairy which seems to have done the trick. She recently installed a luxury toilet for myself, which has unfortunately been hijacked by EVEN MORE WILDLIFE. It is almost as if she expected the wildlife to visit, as demonstrated by her building a stone escape structure for the hedgehogs. Does she really expect me to share my toilet facilities? She also made a serious error with regards groundcover, which I had to protest against, through the medium of wee. There is no place in my bathroom for gravel. Not with my sensitive feet. It makes no sense.
They came …
Monty
Wee marks the spot Monty, well done. Paddy encountered a toad on his night time walk the other evening. He didn’t know what to make of the wrinkly strange creature so thought it best to give it a wide berth 🙄
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I totally agree. They are not to be trusted. They move in without any consultation. Highly irregular. 🐸
Monty 🐾❤️🐾
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Pee mail message received… As far as the “visitors” go, I’ve heard their legs are quite delicious. They taste like chicken…. *gulp* Wait. What?? NO! Not Chicken… chicken!!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I wonder if Chicken’s legs would taste like frogs. 🐸🐸🐸
Monty 🐾❤️🐾
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