There’s a pink hedgehog in my garden. It’s a hedgehog, and it’s pink. I have put in a request for night vision goggles.
Chicken intimated that I was seeing things, but The Fairy was with me and she also saw it. My pink hedgehog.
I am now back in the house but The Fairy has said that I can go out soon because my foot is better and the seven day ban on having fun of any kind is over.