246. Laurel And Hardy – by Chicken

Today this morning I did gets a holiday postcard from Willy Tick. He is in Grimsby.

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Ice ice cake in my water bowl 

Monty donty bum bum did tell me that we does have a new Prime Ministers called Doris Bohnson. I does not care because I is too busy being hot. The Fairy did make me a ice ice cake in my water bowl but it did disappear and I did know it was Monty who did eating my cake so I did kick him in the head.

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Laurel and Hardy 

Laurel and Hardy the two pigeons does keep coming for water and food. Monty is complaining but I does like them because they do making me laugh. I did also see stupid Ugly Cats the other day yesterday and he did have a stupid other cats with him who was skinny and little and stupid and they did look at me all mean.

Monty did say that they wouldn’t dare come into my garden and he would keep me safety safe, so he is my big hero.

Chicken xxx

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4 thoughts on “246. Laurel And Hardy – by Chicken

  1. So good that you have Monty to keep you safe from cat invaders, C. I think you are both very brave to face down cats. Sometimes I hide behind Mom when I see a cat. Also a balloon. I am sorry Protector Monty ate your delicious ice cake. Don’t worry. There will be plenty of them in winter.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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    • I does have to eats everything quickly or Monty does steal it. But I does not want to eats cats because they is all sharp claws and fluff.
      Chicken 🐾❤️🐾

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  2. Mum let’s me have ice cream when I am hot – it’s my job to keep the cats out of the garden – I am very good at it. Daisydog xx

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  3. Monty did say that he would keeps me safe from cats so I does not have to go chasing them. But I does still have to eats ice cream and cakes. 😃
    Chicken 🐾❤️🐾

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